Smuttynose Brewing Pumpkin Ale Beer Review

Pumpkin Ale
Smuttynose Brewing – Hampton, NH
ABV: 6.35%

CHUG Rating:
Chuggability: 6
Smuttynose is a company that isn’t going to skimp on their style. This pumpkin is a fine example of that, as they didn’t hold back on the “Fall spices” at all. Not the easiest chug, but I enjoyed the challenge, and would do it again
How Much: 8
9.49$ for a sixer of Smuttynose Pumpkin, that’s not too damn shabby at all. I had a real quick debate with myself on whether or not to stamp this beer, so for under 10$ this is a steal. Go buy it.
Uhhh…Taste: 7
For a pumpkin beer, Smuttynose pumpkin packs a hop punch similar to an IPA. It doesn’t have an artificial pumpkin taste, which is appreciated. It’s got a nice medium body, medium carbonation, with a good thick head. It almost had a ginger note to it, which was kinda weird, but a ballsy move on Smutty’s part. It was so close to getting a stamp. There was a tiny something missing, I can’t put my finger on it, but it just wasn’t stamp-worthy.
Gettability: 4
You can find Smuttynose in 23 states across the US this fall, mainly on the east coast. It’s a seasonal, of course, so it’ll only be available in the Fall

Overall Rating:   7.8

The drop: KoRn – It’s On!



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2 thoughts on “Smuttynose Brewing Pumpkin Ale Beer Review

  1. Well done, I admire your commitment to drinking a bunch of pumpkin beers…..because I fucking hate pumpkin beers. And pumpkin lattes. And pumpkin muffins. And pretty much anything else that tastes like pumpkin. If Shakira’s pussy tasted like pumpkin, I probably wouldn’t eat it.


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    • Thanks, dude. I’m a fan of most things pumpkin. I’ve been eating Pumpkin Spice bagels on the reg for the past 3 weeks, fuckin delicious.

      Don’t lie about Shakira. You know you’d be letting her “Hips don’t lie” dance her pumpkin pie right in your face. Hell, I’d take 2nd’s.

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