Penalty Shot Chug

Soccer is the world’s most popular sport. It’s basically the national sport in every country on Earth except America, where we don’t give a shit unless it’s the World Cup…and even then it’s debatable. Since the majority of Americans only watch the sport once every 4 years, most of us don’t even know the rules.

Having said that, Team Chug is worldwide…so allow us to give you a quick soccer tutorial in 5 easy steps:

1) Acquire a Dora the Explorer rubber playground ball
2) Place it roughly 20 yards away from the goal thing
3) Kick the ball in the direction of the goal thing
4) Chug a beer
5) Fucking celebrate


See you at the World Cup. Team Chug 2014!

-PoopThoughts

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