Fire Rock Pale Ale Beer Review

Fire Rock Pale Ale
Kona Brewing Co. – Kailua-Kona, HI
ABV: 6.0%

CHUG Rating:
Chuggability: 4
“Pale Ales are all easy to chug, I can throw any one of them back with ease,” said the youthful, handsome, cocky Homebrews32. In steps Fire Rock Pale Ale, and Homebrews32 is silenced…almost long enough to not get the rating out in time. If you watch closely you can see how everything played out. Leading thoughts: “This is going to be cake. Take the shirt off, put a tie on, and play some ironic music about being a foxy lady while you’re at the height of manliness throwing this beer back with ease.” First sip: “Oh shit, this is delicious, but thick as hell…can I do this?” Second sip: “Holy balls, I’m not going to finish this, no way.” Third sip through to the end of the glass: “CHUG CHUG CHUG YOU HAVE TO TRY! YELL THE RATING! DO IT! DO IT! SEVEN!” Off camera: “Phew, that was close, maybe I shouldn’t be such a cocky asshole from now on…respect the beer…”
How Much: 8
I was completely blindsided by this beer. It’s only $8.99 for a 6-pack, it can’t be that good. I stand corrected. Fire Rock is a great buy, and I’ll be buying it more often, mark my words
Uhhh…Taste: 7
Again, as a pale ale, I wasn’t expecting a ton. I was completely floored by this beer. Fire Rock Pale Ale looked me in the face, cocked back, and hit me with what felt like a haymaker from a 400lb professional boxer. It is completely loaded up with malts. So much so, it’s almost as if you’re drinking a caramel/honey syrup with just barely enough hops to balance it out. It has a huge body that completely fills your mouth (she said), and a good medium level of carbonation. At 6% ABV, you can surely enjoy a whole sixer, but I’d be willing to guess you’d have a pretty solid hangover from the sugars in this brew. It’s full, it’s sweet, it’s delicious
Gettability: 7
Kona has it’s headquarters on the Big Island of Hawaii, but they also brew out of 3 other locations across the US. You can find Fire Rock Pale Ale in 29 states year-round

Overall Rating:   7.8

Awesome Jams: Jimi Hendrix – Foxy Lady



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