12 Beers of Christmas – Merry Christmas!


First things first, Merry Christmas!

As you know, we’ve been crazy busy getting ready for the big day. It was a time of trudging through malls, frustratingly wrapping up odd-shaped gifts, and ripping back 12 holiday brews for you!

We hope that these chugs have kept you entertained while you were dealing with all of the typical holiday struggles like cutting down you own Christmas tree, finding a Chinese food place open because the blood hounds got to your turkey, fixing your radio that somehow got shattered by the ice from the neighbor’s roof, warding off home intruders with common household items, squashing the beef between both sets of your in-laws, and finding your way through the candy cane forest on your way to the Lincoln Tunnel.

When the stresses of the holidays are getting to you, take a walk to your fridge, crack open a cold one, and rip it back to the beat of our 12 Beers of Christmas! Enjoy!

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The 12 Beers of Christmas

It’s that special time of year where the air is crisp, children are eagerly awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus and adults are stressing because they haven’t bought gifts yet and the malls are packed and they need to hang lights, but they’re all tangled and half of them don’t work and a bunch of in-laws are visiting, but the house is a mess and they’re ready to absolutely lose their shit if it wasn’t for one saving grace…


And here at TeamChug, we don’t just curl up in front of the yule log and sip beer out of an over-sized coffee mug. We drink beer the way that Randy Parker eats his mashed potatoes:


We’re not settling for one or two, either. We’re doing it like the song says. 12 days. 12 beers. 12 chugs. Welcome to…


The festivities start on December 14 and continue until the fat man comes down the chimney. We’ve chosen a dozen winter-themed beers that we believe capture the ambiance of the season and we’re going to review one per day in the manner in which you have become accustomed to seeing: 6 seconds or less. So put on your pink bunny suit and grab a seat next to the leg lamp because the 12 Beers of Christmas are upon us.

Cinco de Sexty Chug-Off Tournament 2014


Yup, you’re seeing clearly, we sponsored our first party, and it was fucking epic. Don’t mind the fact that I’m drinking Coors Light, I needed them for my wizard stick (which was completed at the 15 beer mark around 10:00pm). I had a cup of craft beer with me on the side, so I didn’t spend the entire night only drinking silver bullets.

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Chug Madness 2014 – Tribute to the Champion

Initially we were going to post a 3000-word homage to Anderson Valley’s Heelch O’Hops for winning the 2014 Chug Madness tournament, but we only got 2 sentences in before we realized that the only proper way to pay tribute was by chugging a few of them. So without further ado, here’s PoopThoughts and Homebrews32 tossing back a 4-pack in 15 seconds.

Sport the Team Chug Official Chug Madness Champion T-Shirt!


Gnarly Skateboard Chug, Bro!

The thing I know about skateboarding is that it’s always more fun while drinking beer. Having said that, it’s probably a bad idea to actually drink a beer while riding a skateboard, particularly on a downward incline. Lucky for you, I’ve never been one to shy away from a bad idea.

And with that, I give you the skateboard beer chug:

Penalty Shot Chug

Soccer is the world’s most popular sport. It’s basically the national sport in every country on Earth except America, where we don’t give a shit unless it’s the World Cup…and even then it’s debatable. Since the majority of Americans only watch the sport once every 4 years, most of us don’t even know the rules.

Having said that, Team Chug is worldwide…so allow us to give you a quick soccer tutorial in 5 easy steps:

1) Acquire a Dora the Explorer rubber playground ball
2) Place it roughly 20 yards away from the goal thing
3) Kick the ball in the direction of the goal thing
4) Chug a beer
5) Fucking celebrate

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New Dog Chug

Everybody needs a drinking buddy, am I right? What better drinking buddy than man’s best friend, the dog. I present to you my new dog, Walter, the pug mix. When a man is down, the dog will be there. When a man is happy, the dog will be there. When a man needs a drink, the dog will gladly sit by in awe of his new human friend as he slams back a delicious brew. I’ll tell ya, you won’t find a cat with this kind of loyalty. Woof, Woof, ladies and gentlemen, and cheers to Walt the pup!

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Jersey Shore Chug

Some people were born to chug. As of right now, they are representing this site from Massachusetts and Colorado. We bring you what you want from each coast, and this dude from Jersey just doesn’t have what it takes. Get him some Muscle Milk, some other sort of protein shake, and he’s got it covered, he can slam that shit all day. But put a beer in his hand, even a light beer like a Miller Light shown here, and he chokes right up. Blowout, biceps, and bad chugging form. I bring you, the Jersey Shore Chug. Cheers, brah!

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